Tooly Flintoff strikes again
Tooly took FG track failure at Wool this morning at 0650 but managed to bat it away to 889.Seems he again neglected to inform Willo or any other Dorch staff of the phonecall.
Sav was less than amused when he asked the Tool “all quiet then”
Tooly replied “yes Steve all quiet”.
“Oh when he said Wool I just said ring 889, I didn’t think to ask if it was a track”
he then continued to read his book.oblivious to the mounting train delays and kissing goodbye to everyone bonus next year.
tooly has recieved the best training network rail can offer from terry "meatloaf what fault?" hearn.
welldone paul you can give yourself a pat on the back.
also when its raining like a monsoon and the rest of the team are attempting to shelter from the rain in bushes and in between locations. done just stand there and take the full brunt of the rain. people might start to think youre not the full ticket ok mate.
posted by dreamteam @ 9:17 PM
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We all miss Terry, Moringggggssss, Tea Dom!, BUUUUURRRRRRP, Dougle, Meatloaf, What fault, There are no treadle related relays in this loc, I got these bruises playing rugby, I forgot me bins, The phone fault might have failed the track, Got any spare bacon, What car, The bumper is in the back of the van, Am I supposed to be at work today, Are those remoulds on your car, I didn't see what happened to the barriers, Hacksaw Hearn.
Keep up the good work Tools, those are big old boots to fill.
u lot better get used to eating hospital food
ive got to say terrys most funniest moment was when on a track failure he mentioned that the week before him and dom had been on a filament fault on the signal near by and could it be related. rofl.
also the wrongside fault at yeovil which could it be the driver using his phone that made the track false clear. rofl.
and the flat batteries at one of the west of englands set of AHBs. the charger had packed up and terry checked the batteries and said they were fine. after an hour or so of testing decided to double check and the batteries only had 13 volts on them and it was discovered the charger had packed up. when quized afterwards his defence was that there was voltage on the batteries so he thought they were ok.rofl
Terry a legend
Just a quicky for the technical bods amoung you out there. If I were to annual a frequency A TI track at lets say for arguments sake East Burton and left the tune zone low, at lets say for arguments sake 6 to 1, with a drop shunt in the dusty heat of summer at lets say for arguments sake 2.6 ohms, what would be the out come of my actions under monsoon conditions on lets say for arguments sake 0650 on Friday in early October.
It would leave the mtce team out in the pouring rain on a friday in early october changing 2 TTUs and a A frequency RX.
So who was it that did the annaul????????????????????
I'm not one to name names. I can however see how the perpertraiter might have made this minor errror, after working on the west of England covering senior tech in Terry's absence. In his defence I am sure he carries out a pukka DC track annual and fills a mean battery.
who could be intellectual enough to take terrys's place? he must read a lot of books hopefully now the usefull values section in the smth and the sms on TI21 track circuits.
has the roster been checked to identify the team on that day. i shall be having words with them .tooly im watching you
Hello JLo,
Can I take this opertunity to welcome you to our blog.
What the f**k you doin on ere JLo. You must like hospital food, I'll give you a slap.
Yea! bring it on Tooly. You are playing with the big boys now!
I didn't spend all those years in the special forces to take your nonsence, you might be up on your Jackie Chan s**t but I'll have you know that I retired from the SAS as unbeaten hand to hand take on all commers champion.
john is hidding in dorchester depot roof awaiting tooly so he can drop from that hatch in the TO's office and launch a surprise attack on tooly.after john has taken tooly out he would drop to his elbows and scuttle across the floor and vanish into the embankment outside the depot to await his next victim.
Don't push it JLo, I've got swords and I know how to use them!
I'll slice and dice you and ditch what I don't eat in Radipole park lake with the rest of the doubters.
tooly and the radipole toilets again.
Man hug time again!!! oh Graham its hug time
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