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canelikit graham gibbs 102
multiplescoregasms geoff gibb 101
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Fitness First vikki davenport 75
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BigCheese in Tajmahl damien evans 68
Jossies Jiants jason johnson 67
SLAP'EAD TICKLYBOT richard wright 66
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I've got Marlinho... louise fox 62
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Oskin's Devito's brain palmer 60
Freds Fantasys abbi jo west 59
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posted by dreamteam @ 8:48 AM
22 Comments:
Look at canelikit go!
Thats with Tierry out and the Shevmiester struggleing to find form.
Oh yea of little faith.
Fu#k#n ave it Crouty!
graham,geoff and paul dillon have all started rising lately. well done lads
drop tooly NOW
r wright
tooly better know he will be a'ving it if he plays outfield
Regards
"chopper tanith"
Get In!!!!!
Picture the scene:
It's Monday evening
White power 5's face up to the league accademy 5's.
The venue is the Wey Valley Sports Hall.
The match 30 mins each way.
In goal for White Power - Richard Right.
In goal for the League Accademy - The Tool.
It's the 59th minute - The score 9 - 9.
White Power win a penalty - This penalty will decide the game.
The crowd draw a deep breath as Billie Jean steps up to the spot - He places the ball - He looks into the Tools eyes - The Tool stares back with menace - Billie takes two steps back - The Tool maintains his stare - Billie steps forward - He strikes the ball - It's hit the post.
The Tool has won the psyce.
The win has gone.
Billie Jean is in counselling.
Mentally and phyisically wrecked!
So its a close call for the last spot in the white power 5, billy or the tool.....
I hear billy talks a good game, but the tool's got more presence at the back, also plays a mean centre forward
picture the scene
white power 5 vs saints academy 5
the tool is last line of defence for wp5
its 2 minutes into the first half and wp5 are 6-0 down, six 'run of the mill, anyone with a pulse could have saved them' shots.
wp5 outfield players are tearing their hair out in frustration
the tool just picks the ball out of the net, turns around with the usual vacant look and carrys on, probably quite pleased with his performance so far
meanwhile, in deepest darkest pompey, a lairy manc sits by his phone waiting.....
The story so far...
team stats:
GK - R Wright
Center Half - G Gibbs
Full back - A Malcolm
Jan moulby - D Evans
Center Forward - J Williams
Subs: Kyle Gibbs, Geoff Gibb
sadly the tool hasn't yet realised there is more to football than reading the dreamteam scores in the back pages of the sun....
Where's tooly fit in then?
That's a good question. Are you referring to the five aside or the human race in general
As far as the five aside goes, he's at home playing his playstation. As for the human race, your guess is as good as mine
easy rich, you could end up going down that trap door if you not carefull.......
easy john we don't want a suicide on our hands
12:05 Tooly oils the hinges on the man hole cover in the conservatory
12:23 Tooly sharpens and polishes favourite sword
12:24 Oven set to gas mark 7
if only the tool put as much effort into his goalkeeping as he does his S&M
Tooly you will need to catch the 1346 from Ipswich to get to the Dorchester Xmas doo on time.
From: Colchester
To: Ipswich
Distance: 17.4 miles
Gets you thinking?
They say they've got him but the hacksaw was spotted in Woking training centre today.
I predict that the murders will continue!
Long strands of grey hair and a tea bag found at the scene of each of the murders?
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