THERES ONLY ONE NAKAMURA AND HE IS A *$@#

did anyone see tha game last night? did you see that disabled bloke in the wheel chair giving ronaldo the most furios fingering action ive ever seen. thought he was gonna fall out his wheel chair rofl rofl.

Agony and ecstasy for Manu

MANU EBOUE'S 13-point haul was a lucky omen for Arsenal.

But Manchester United suffered a huge Champions League blow at Parkhead.
Struggling Gunners were staring at a disaster after trailing to an early Hamburg goal.

But after Robin Van Persie's leveller, the rampaging Eboue fired home the crucial second to cap a Star Man display at the Emirates.

Julio Baptista registered his first Dream Team points with Arsenal's third.

But a booking for that @#*&%£$ Thierry Henry means the Frenchman misses the final group game — and the chance to rack up more points in the world's No1 fantasy football game.what a @#*&!!!!!!!

United must pick up at least a draw against Benfica in a fortnight to progress after they lost the Battle of Britain 1-0 to Celtic.

Louis Saha missed a late penalty to gift the Bhoys qualification to the knockout phase.